Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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