Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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