Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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