Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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