i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
