And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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