How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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Two words: blizzard sex
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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