I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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