You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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