Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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