remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I forget how to act sober
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