He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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