don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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