Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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