cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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