I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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