I want to have your abortion
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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