whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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