So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
