Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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