drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish i was in the wii world.
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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