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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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