why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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