is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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