Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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