The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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