do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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