just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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