i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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