what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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