So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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