oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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