He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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