We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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