ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
