I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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