Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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