I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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