when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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