I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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