Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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