Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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