Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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