i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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