white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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