there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
