I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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