Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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