Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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