there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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