carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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