i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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