Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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