Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
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Buhtt sex?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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