I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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