Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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