Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.