Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up