i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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